Posted on November 24, 2016
Here are some curious quotes and sayings about glasses.
Being sick feels like you're wearing someone else's glasses.
Sunglasses are great, but I always feel a bit pretentious wearing sunglasses. I mean, I do love to wear them.
I have had to come to terms with wearing glasses.
I had an interview once with some German journalist—some horrible, ugly woman. It was in the early days after the communists—maybe a week after—and she wore a yellow sweater that was kind of see-through. She had huge tits and a huge black bra, and she said to me, ‘It's impolite; remove your glasses.' I said, ‘Do I ask you to remove your bra?‘
A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off.
My head looks like an uncooked ham with glasses.
Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses.
I have very poor eyesight, and I can't imagine a world without my glasses or contacts.
I love to go to the airports and just put on, like, dark glasses, so nobody can tell I'm staring at them, and just draw people.
I wish I could remember where I put things. I spend half my life looking for my keys. With the other half I look for my glasses.
Rose-colored glasses are never made in bifocals. Nobody wants to read the small print in dreams.
12% of people with glasses wear them as an attempt to see better. 88% of people with glasses wear them as an attempt to appear smarter.
Sunglasses allow you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.
I wore my same look for six years. My hat and glasses - people recognize me now.
I always have two pairs of glasses: geeky black Warby Parker frames and Wayfarer Ray Bans. Those are key!
I'm a Prada freak and I think they have great eyewear. Even though I don't need glasses, I use them as a fashion accessory.